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2 places where "shift lemme faint" wud have appeared in the bible

#1- joseph: who is responsible for ur pregnancy.
MARY: an angel ministered to me saying i shall concieve by the holy spirit
JOSEPH: which angel? i thought you're a virgin?
MARY: yes i'm still a virgin.
JOSEPH: pregnant virgin? lol abeg shift lemme faint.

#2- JESUS: one of u wil betray me
PETER: it cnt be me.
JOHN: dis one weak me..
JUDAS: God forbid it cnt happen.
JESUS: Judas u say?
JUDAS: i said it cn never happen.
JESUS: LWKM,, Luke, clear dis table, the last supper is over, i want to faint for two mins... budget-saving wedding collection in vintage style

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